That made me laugh.

My Mum just randomly asked:

“What does email mean?
I always thought it meant express mail?”

(My response) No Mum, it’s electronic mail. so you can send letters through the computer.


This, my dear readers… is why my Mum doesn’t own ANY technologically advanced devices.
She has a radio/cassette player and use of a landline home phone. That’s as advanced as her world is.

Dear GPS and camera…

To my dearly loved GPS and Camera,

I am writing this letter to inform you that you have won the game of Hide and Seek that i was unaware of us playing.
I have not been able to find either of you for a few days now. You have won the game, i give up. Please show yourselves so we can can go travelling and make beautiful photos and memories together.

If you do not wish to go out this weekend, that’s fine- i won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to do.
I just want to know your whereabouts, to know you’re safe and that you are happy to be in my life once again.

If the two of you have eloped and married, i am very happy for you both. You do a lot together so why not spend the rest of your computerised lives together too.

I just need you both back in my life, you both enrich my life so much and we have been on some great adventures.
I don’t want that to stop- i want our journeys to continue.

Please come home.

Love from me. XO